I am in love

with Michael Douglas

and I’m not going to complain

About the wrinkles, the wife, the age,

Watch Wall Street and tell me how it makes you feel

to watch such brilliant divine acting portrayed with the most cavalier feel

to hear that bravado and smooth hypnotizing talk,

to watch that strong confidence epitomized in that hand-in-pocket walk

to experience that indescribable flair a man must be born with

I know I’m just a kid

But understand if you can,

That Michael Douglas is the man.