I am in love
with Michael Douglas
and I’m not going to complain
About the wrinkles, the wife, the age,
Watch Wall Street and tell me how it makes you feel
to watch such brilliant divine acting portrayed with the most cavalier feel
to hear that bravado and smooth hypnotizing talk,
to watch that strong confidence epitomized in that hand-in-pocket walk
to experience that indescribable flair a man must be born with
I know I’m just a kid
But understand if you can,
That Michael Douglas is the man.