The first time, I remember (through a drunken haze) It was beating down with rain outside, The gods were weeping, She looked beautiful that night And we were both wasted, I sat up and lit a cigarette. It was done. She continued to lay astraddle on the bed “How was that, baby?” I said puffing on the smoke, grinning. She took a few minutes to answer and said, “It only hurts when I laugh.”