So we see fit Did Derek Dildrage get hit with a stick For sticking us in such a mess A Dilemma for us, as we sit in the Styx ****** Derek you broke the truck So now we sit here stuck in the mud Our friend Ricky left Got right out of the truck and up and left Said he be right back "I'm going to get help"......... But he never came back Now we sit, Possibly starve to death With this dilemma we all wept Get out and get on the run Or stay in our truck and become canabalistic bums It's been three days, Ricky still yet to return He had the right idea, Now he's nowhere to be seen or herd Our dilemma is deadly, Dangerous can't define words We're stuck in the open For we shall never be herd..... But if we get up and left, We might be able to save ourselves But our dilemma is never overturned....