6:43am My blankets are so warm, it's like being buried beneath a bear. My mattress is a cocoon made of bread. 6:44am The world does not exist. I am in a black hole. 6:45am bonk-bonk-bonk-bonk-bonk-bonk and I am no longer suspended in time, space. I am in the world. I am of the world. 6:46 I emerge from beneath my bear. My mattress crumbles beneath me. I lumber toward the bathroom. Time to ****.