We camped at the Wanee Festival We came to hear Gregg Allman play We did some primitive camping But the stage was 3 miles away Through the woods we walked in the darkness After Widespread Panic had played til midnight No shiny pebbles and no flashlight To help us back to our Primitive Campsite
We were Hansel and Gretel just groping Night fell a long time ago We had no reference point, no direction Only darkness and fear could grow
We walked all 1800 acres Of Live Oak's Suwannee Music Park Til we flagged down some park rangers Who gave us a ride home in their cart
I'm just lost in the woods without you Though we started it all as a lark You left me stranded by the port-o-potties Paralyzed all alone in the dark
Forget about those cold showers And no power to call or text Or the cold, and blow-up mattress blues Are we ready for 'Burning Man' next?
True story-great music but got so lost, slept very little in a leaking blow-up mattress; now he's planning to go to Burning Man!