Each day the distance seems greater For I am here and you are there I just wish you knew how much I cared And how I wish I could be there This love stuff is a fickle thing Made even harder by the distance that it brings Though it is hard, some things I know are true I love your smile, I love your hair, and I love you Those things will never change My love for you will remain the same Because without you, my world is dark And I’m going home from a party with some guy named Mark Then we have a one-night stand And I know it’s only because I liked his band Except, they weren’t that good, I was just drunk Thank God it was him on top; he hit his head on the top bunk The ***, it ******, he couldn’t get it up He just passed out after he peed in a cup He thought it was great so at least he was happy I was left to pass out on the couch and feel rather ****** Then it’d be the morning after And he’d be thinking “Why’d I nail her” And I’d be thinking “I’m such a *****” Then he’d walk out the door And I’d be left here just wanting a hug That’s when I’d wish I had a pug Which I think is a rather cute dog But, some people would rather look at a hog Now look what I’ve done here This poem was supposed to be real and now it’s just silly And now I just lost my rhyme scheme Looks like I’ve ruined it completely I guess I could just start again That would require me to pick up a pen Even though I’m typing right now I wish I could end this with a pow So, I’ll go back to my original lines I wish you could be mine Because I care about you a lot Without you I want not These things will remain true I love your smile, I love your hair, and I love you