The dog licks his bowl
Wondering, what's that funny but nice taste?
The owner of the mutt
Was fucked off his face.
He gave the dog scotch
What kind of weirdo are you?
The dog slurped up the lot
And then he ate some spew.
Yum Yum Yum
As he munches on the crap
Then the dog has a heart attack
Died and never came back.
(c) Tommy K