The owner gave the dog
Some funky cold madina
He licked it all up
Then got a stiffy with his weener.
The dog suckled on his dick
He is horny as fuck
Ran out of the house
And nearly got hit by a truck.
He saw a nice poodle
The dog wanted to hump her bad
When he got behind her
He realized the poodle was a fag.
So he jumps off the tramp
And runs around the block
Hoping to find a lady
So he can release what's in his cock.
While flying around the corner
He collides with Mary Jane
She's the local hooker
Her pussy is game.
As her head hits the ground
She died on impact
The dog looked at her
And fucked her from the back.
Bang Bang Bang
In and out he goes
Barks like a maniac
As his dick explodes.
He pulls it out slow and steady
Then came a scooter
And squashes the dog like spaghetti.
(c) Tommy K