When rip tiding sliding ravaging And questioning that equestrian suggestion Making hesitations about the lack of vegetation Due to global microwaves And that came straight from the horse’s mouth Or you can doubt Tom Mr. Doubting Tom Like we should’ve doubted Vietnam Dropping all types of incendiary bombs On the unseen, untouched trails of the ghost like Vietcong And that is not to be doubted Or creating a hatred so absurd and obtuse loosely based on History, relatives and carrying their ******* baggage Through the years. I’d rather smoke and drink beers until I am bleeding out ears of corn And then maybe we could feed somebody in this rat race. This ******* place. I mean, great city and all But it stinks like **** out there. And you know it.