It never changes
It has been the same
now for pages and pages

All of my past stages
who were really
only stooges.
I thought
I had finally made it
to the big time
you know
THE BIG SILVER SCREEN

Then I woke up
and began to turn green
When all around me
all I seen
were
curly larry and moe
How did those ****** stooges steal
my show?
OH NO