Here you are, all dressed up To take me out to dinner, our very first date Even more handsome than in your corporate office So dapper, dignified, distinguished, so impeccably dressed and groomed
In your Armani pinstriped business suit Silk tie, starched white shirt, cufflinks Polished black leather Italian shoes Your BMW waits outside
Well, I have news for you.... I changed my mind Yes - changed my mind We will stay home tonight You will cook dinner for me right here
You are stunned "ME? I have a reservation at the finest restaurant I know everyone there And I don't know how to cook! I know you're joking.. You must be."
No. No joke. Give me those keys to your BMW. Take off your Rolex wristwatch No need to look at the time. Time to get cooking.
No, don't complain
And one more thing.....
Take off those expensive shoes and socks I want to see the cuffs of your navy blue pinstripes brushing the cuffs of your naked toes....
Your smooth white soles will feel the floor While you peel the potatoes.....