the big fat bus
with the big fat yellow bootay
was racing along
the country
shore to shore
seeing every sight.
as she flew through the west
she caught sight
of a handsome young brave
sitting aside the
road
sharpening the blade of
one mother of a huge F-ing knife.
speeding along
she glanced quick right
and thanked the good lord
she was born without a head
meanwhile, way over yonder
a manly cowboy
felt a chill grow
chills crept up his spine
and he felt a cool breeze
caress his scalp.
hmmm thought he,
what a mighty strange feeling
that be.