The Big Fat Yellow Bootay Guns the Engine
by @amiee
For so many years
she couldn’t
even count em
she never went
over
25.
25 miles per hour!
incessant stops,
low mileage trips.
it was a hard, hard life.
hard on her engine,
and hard on all her parts.
Now she was really alive
rolling down
all the roads,
rolling down
all the
highways at
55.
Ha ha
that’s a good one,
she laughed,
a real hoot,
she cackled,
55.
And with that
she gunned
her engines good,
took that
speedometer up
as far as it would go,
way over 95
and then
some!
hey, hey, hey!
wadda say?
98 and pushing it!....
look out a hundred and five,
here i come!