Nobody likes vultures. Oh, but the eagle… People ******* love eagles.
The vultures, they tidy things up for us. The stench of all that rotting, decaying road-dead flesh, all the life crushed beneath our wheels when we were not paying attention, when we were moving too fast, they take care of that. They clean up a mess. How nice.
The eagle… it kills ****. And in that we see such nobility and Regalness.
I propose we change the symbol on all our currency, in our courthouses, on the t-shirts of so many Wal-mart shoppers, to the vulture
and then maybe act the part
and when someone mentions the eagle… we can turn our nose up at the thought.