I know a girl who's not very nice
I know a girl who'll hold your ****
in a vice and
I know a girl who will stay out all night.

I know a girl who won't fly a kite
I know a girl who does things
out of spite and
I know a girl who won't look good in white.

I know a girl who's repulsed by splendor
I know a girl who returns love letters
to senders and
I know a girl who's a terrible pretender.

I know a girl who won't laugh at my jokes
I know a girl who made it all
one big hoax and
I know a girl and I hope she chokes.