i really ******* hate it when i pick up the last slice of pizza and you make a sound of alarm
as if the idea of me ingesting another slice would be the last straw,
and i would balloon up into an obese monster

i really ******* hate it that you say, "i only had one slice of pizza,"
as if because i've eaten a slice more than you means that i'm a ******* pig

i really ******* hate it how you didn't even notice that i didn't eat anything else apart from that
you had a hugeass bowl of pasta and pizza and you still made me feel like trash, like i ate mountains more than you did, when i only had 2 slices

i really ******* hate how you made me have issues with myself