Have you ever just wanted to see?
Into the vastness of your mind?
Getting lost inside your self
The way out is hard to find

Lucidity and focus
Are sharpened by the ****.
It allows my mind to open
As I smoke and write this song

Now I don’t get all worked up,
About life and all that ****.
I just load another **** hit,
And roast that ******* ****!

I hold it in until it feels
As if my lungs are going to burst.
I start craving “Little Debbie’s”
But I’ve got to get some first.

I don’t like to drink, that much
But I love to smoke some grass.
It’s not your job to judge me,
But feel free to kiss my ***!

There’s no point in denying
Because we all know it’s true
There’s always that one who talks ****
No matter what you do

So what’s the point of living?
If you can’t have any fun
I don’t make the rules, I break them
And that’s just how it’s done

Doesn’t anyone remember?
How to love and to forgive?
Accept me, for who I am,
And quit telling me how to live.

Is there someone there to share in?
You’re suffering and your guilt?
Or are they just there to destroy
All that you have built

Turn your head and look the other way.
Mind your business, but beware.
Think about me what you will
Because I really just don’t care

I’m the king of my castle
And all that I can see
Just me and my dog Chica
Living large and living free.

I’m sorry if you’re offended
By my arrogance and wit.
There are things you will understand
And allot you just won’t get.

Now there’s one thing to remember.
And you should always try to do.
Realize who you’re ******* with
And that I’m allot smarter than you.

Come on now I’m just kidding.
I think this **** is funny.
I’m going to put it on the internet
And try to make some money

I have one last thing to tell you
And I almost forgot
If you come around here
You better bring some ***

Now if you’re out of ****
This is what you can do
Bring some “Little Debbie’s”
But bring enough for two.