I've figured out why its harder to write poetry when you're happy: No one wants to hear about the butterflies in your stomach or the rainbows you projectile ***** across every surface. People relate better to the days spent curled beneath six, thick layers of Grandma's quilts and Auntie Cath's baby blankets. They understand the puffy, pink eyes that are so swollen you can barely see Tonight's featured chick flick. They can imagine the isolated nights spent crying into a cheap glass of Merlot. But for some reason we can't picture happiness. We can't associate with the unicorns and marshmallows for the fear that we might lose ours and slip into that blissless reality.