I haven´t lain with Uruguayan men in three years and more
I don´t wish to sleep with soccer lovers who want me to be proper and hand them the remote
who expect me to hairdress undress and gym and fast make up and wax take pills for their convenience every day of the month cook, feed them call their mums on their birthdays sit with their relatives on holidays and take their insults without contempt
put up with their cigarette stench and drunken fits their thought control and petiness
I wish to stay away from that misleading race the Uruguayan men