We doh cur fer fancy werters Bring us bangers in mashed terters Gie us pork-pie caressed wi mustard Rhubarb crumble topped wi custard If yo’ve got a full day werkin Black-pudding, eggs, beans and bercon Un doh keep saying, ‘it’ll do ya no gud!’ We wont loads o’ graerty pud If yo’me hungry jus the job A great big hondfull of suetey gob Grannies rice-puddin wi a gob o’ jam Branston pickle on hunied-ham Fish-un-chips wrapped in old newsperper Ma’s bread puddin, nah that’s the cerper Un if yo’ve got a babby-sitta Wash it daen wi Bonks’s bitta Black-Country fowk doh wont fancy starters We wont bercon wie grey farters!