I wish that I had someone to write a poem about me. It wouldn't have to be amazing or perfect. Just a few stanzas that praised my huge curly brown hair and my pale skin and the gap between my two front teeth and my skinny body. Because these are the quirks that I love about myself, but I can't just say that, or I run the risk of being conceited, self-absorbed. Or maybe just having healthy self-confidence that is so frowned-upon in America today.