I write fiction because I realized from a young age that I was a splendid liar, with these pretty little lies I ******* all nice and tight. Slowly they became bigger as I became bigger and they became ugly as I became ugly, and still they came, with more momentum now. They grew thorns, hurting the people who believed them. I put them on the paper so they could look beautiful again. Still they were false. Still they sat in my gut like an unwanted child, a weight I couldn't help but carry. So here, another lie for me to tie. See, see how pretty it is?