Excuse me, where is LionAir ? Sorry, wrong terminal. But, to be fair, It's not far. Down the escalator turn left see the sign. Up the elevator turn right You will be fine. I Was not ! No crossing the yellow line ! Excuse me, ? LionAir ? Sure, follow the footprints on the gound about 5 miles to walk about you will be there in no time at all. I Was not ! The footprints ended in a wall. LionAir ? I ask, Yeah, follow the guy in a yellow vest he is heading there too. he Was not ! The dude diverted to a Portaloo. Where is the Lion ****** Air ? Follow the crowd ? Arrive en masse ? Nope ! They got on the bus.
Oops, what's this ? LionAir ! No sign, no footprints, no line But, I'm finally there !
The name has been changed to protect the innocent. Me.