Reality is like a dream When you spend all day trying to escape From its weight Which like an elephant fills the room Pull open the door and step away Like a phone box whose bigger on the inside The mind always finds a way to hide Where fae and fairy folk dance their magic dance Fair maidens say their right words And young hobbits smoke to victory Pipping away their pipe songs to the sound of groaning trees Dwarves become kings having fought themselves free When padfoot, wormtail and prong create mischief along the moving stair And a boy who lived once again No reality can be rather lame Because adventure awaits.. "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..."