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Drunk driving my stolen Corvette

by duderocketship

Through a crowd of homeless Vietnam war vets Betcha I'm textin looking for more sex From whores galore Open the back door and explore Wreck that bitch (then I'm on to the next) Next level shit, I'm on one at best Deftly slip a little in your sister's sip Now I'm caressing her breasts Hoping and praying my conquest ends with molest! Yes, I confess I'm grotesque, but I have finesse I play that pussy like a game of chess Bare witness - I only fucks with the fattest of bitches Robbed a retard's V-card Now I'm charged with theft I'm possessed and I have Tourette's Ingested some drugs at the playground Now I'm getting undressed Digest my suggestive rhymes I'm just a poor kid repressed Manifest my pervertedness My mind is a mess, a nest of enmeshed incest And I obsess for excesses of distastefulness It's disgraceful My biracial angel When I go directly from anal to facial - In the blink of an eye My sex game is fatal Robbing the cradle & writing fables simultaneously Screaming banzai! Whilst I swan dive straight into your booty hole & disable it I'm insatiable, Your mind is impregnable Cause the impeccable mental images I paint aren't erasable Incomprehensible and intangible Yet undeniable, I'm a despicable imbecile Gazing in the peephole Took a blindfolded stroll down pussy lane and I'm on patrol for an ocean of blowholes hundredfold At the club so I dropped a bunch of Ecstasy Take my shirt off so the bitches can all laugh at me Tryna get the best of me So I spite them out of jealousy And absently drift away through my mind to pornographic fantasy My rhapsodic masterpiece A mental form of sodomy Getting busy in the squishy til I'm dizzy in the hizzy Swag, I do it valiantly Turn it up this my jam ~Little ditty, bout jackin Diane~ Still a pity, too bad she's a man Greasy bitch slap your eggs on my ham If you'd prefer, I might lend you a hand Ram bam bite the pillow I'm coming in dry Don't be shy Turn down for why Either way have you in chains by the end of the night I'm a nemesis Bitch slapping feminists For emphasis Hit em with a left fist catching equal rights and shit Yes I reek of cannabis Can't handle bars I spit Snide motherfucker, blame it on my pride and prejudice... ugh I'm just a bastard egotist An unrepentant hedonist Check out Cunning Linguist He da hypnotistic lyricist This is my hypothesis Maybe I'm just a nihilist Detonating bombs Catch me on the terrorist watchlist Yes my words are devastating But in your mind are resonating Penetrating brains til it all begins disintegrating *I'm plastered Falling over backwards Mental state is fractured Now watch me while I stagger Tell your mother run for cover Finna kidnap her* Pop pop Got this shit on lock Seeing double vision Catch me jizzin in my sock Steady speaking nonsense Nearly unconscious Bailing from the cops man Too much Dwayne Johnson
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duderocketship
31 / M / American
For You?
Written by
duderocketship
31 / M / American
Published
Aug 14, 2015
Lines·Words
117·514
Notes

Bitch have the nerve to call me obtuse

I be that Mr. got balls the size of grapefruits

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#poem#rap#poems#obscene
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