If you should die before I wake
I promise not the blame to take
Nor dance upon your grave
Or run about and rave

If you should die before I wake
I promise not to leave out the rake
Nor the the scratches uncovered
Or pretend that you were smothered

If you should die before I wake
I promise not to toss you to the lake
Nor leave your body in my room
Or remove evidence with the broom

If you should die before I wake
I promise not to party 'till after the wake
Nor waste your favorite alcohol
Or admit that i hate you after all