Western Avenue Island is fine for me
I'm going to be a very honest person
Feel it shine for me
I'm going to be a lucky person, you'll see

Page Park Boulevard guide me home
I'll be singing a song while driving alone
Find me a place to sleep it all off
Find me a friend who'll pretend I'm lost

Drunken ***** eyes guide me home
Find me a mind with a dream to roam
Skipping stones with eyes of gloam
Can't be that friend who'll see me home