2006
It was a masquerade
But neither of us strayed

2007
Paris went off like a grenade
Timing should’ve been more delayed

2008
We became a Medieval serenade
Bach and Baroque through the decade

2009
Your Boer War needed you to invade
As I fought my own crusade

2010
Went to your flag parade
But couldn’t keep up with the charade

2011
We dangerously played
We burned and betrayed

2012-2014
We created a blockade
For us to eventually fade

It clearly needed an upgrade

2015
But like a cavalry brigade
We remain investment grade