Three women were out golfing
one day and one of them hit
her ball into
the woods. She went into the
woods to look for it and found
a frog in a
trap.
The frog said to her, "If you
release me from this trap, I will
grant
you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog and
the frog said, "Thank you, but I
forgot to
mention that there was a
condition to your wishes- that
whatever you wish
for, your husband will get 10
times more or better."
The woman said, "That would
be fine." For her first wish she
wanted to
be the most beautiful woman in
the world. The frog warned her,
"You do
realize that this wish will also
make your husband the most
handsome man
in the world, an Adonis, that
women will flock to him."
The woman replied, "That will
be okay, because I will be the
most
beautiful woman and he will
only have eyes for me."
So, **** - she's the most
beautiful woman in the world.
For her second wish, she
wanted to be the richest
woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make
your husband the richest man
in the
world, and he will be 10 times
richer than you."
The woman said, "That will be
okay, because what is mine is
his, and
what is his is mine..." So, ****
she's the richest woman in the
world.
The frog then inquired about
her third wish, and she
answered,
"I'd like a mild heart attack."