Its so hard to say goodbye to my pork bacoooooooon!!! Awww homie I remember when I first laid eyes on you so limp ,and raw I put you in the oven to warm you up. I must have forgotten to take you out because when I saw you, you was cooked to a crisp. I almost cried but then I took a whiff of how you smelled ,and my stomach started to rumble "Was this meant to be " ?I said to myself mouth so watery you smell so good. I tried to fight the temptation of eating you just looking so good on that paper towel I gently laid you on. Just looked at you and thought "I burnt an old friend". I went to kiss you then I licked my lips ooooo you taste so good my stomach started rumbling again. I kissed you again, and again and again until I heard CRACK!! Oh my god I took a bite though the thought of spitting you out ran through my head I could no longer fight the temptation of eating you. So good crispy ,salty, yummy my mouth continued to water my stomach moan loudly for another bite so I ate and I Ate and I Ate until there was nothing left. Nothing but the little crumbs of your existence. I felt ashamed I cried when you were gone. I did it I ate my best friend. What would the other pieces say to this crime that I commited. So I cooked off the rest ,and ate all of the evidence.