Laying back I stare at the mustached men Staring down at me They all have white hair And blue eyes They float on by With half smug grins Holding back their pride Of their mustaches Some have big fat ones Some have long wispy ones Some are bristly Some sway in the wind Like an old sock on a telephone pole Their stern gaze Judge every face they see Once in a while Their faces swell And get dark and puffy Then the mustached men cry And shower the landscape with tears I wonder what they see Looking down at us That makes them so sad