Sometimes I think poets are full of shit
Because so many of them use beautiful words,
When talking about birds.
I mean I only notice birds:
When they wake me up at nine am on Saturdays
Or shit on my dark colored car
Or mock my bored-eyed cat
Or beg for my sandwich at the beach
Honestly when you talk about listening to birds tweeting,
I think first of Twitter.
And when you talk about birds playing,
I think of professional football.
And even when you talk about the cool birds, the night birds,
I think of a particularly disturbing YouTube video of an owl's head going all the way around.
Yeah, I think what you guys like most about birds,
Is that they're easy to rhyme with words.