The Dog tried to dig a hole
In the rock hard cement
He had too much weed
And he went abit bent.
He thought the concrete
Was special magical grass
Pissed on a copper
Because he looked like glass.
The copper had a fit
And chased after the mutt
The Dog thought he was The Flash
And he outrun the cunt.
He was miles up the main road
As he slows right down
The stupid dog didn't notice
That he ran out of town.
The Dog walked for hours
And he needs a rest soon
He lies down in the middle of the road
Spinning to his doom.
As he lays there
He's fucked in the head
Some car ran him over
And now the fucking dog is dead.
(c) Tommy K
2010