Why is it the more you need to succeed, The more likely you are to fail? It’s harder than trying to proceed, Forward into the skull of a whale. The more you fail, the more you want to quit, Because you think it’s all a bunch of ****. The more you want to win, The more likely you are to break a shin. I want to die With a smile on my face As I see my Lord and say, “Hi.” And take in His amazing grace. But it seems the more I wish, The more I end up with an empty dish.