I don't know what is wrong with me I've never been so afraid I live my life, the way I see But look at the fear, these twelve have made In my yard is where it started I was so happy When all of a sudden my gate parted Twenty-four narrowing eyes did I see Somewhere in my senses stirred Uneasiness and dread Beyond all normalcy, this is so absurd A light bulb lights my head
One quick leap and up I fled I think at least I'm safe My heart slows down So I can face The commotion down beneath As I sit on this would be log A thought occurs to me I am a big huge dog And not where I'm supposed to be High above, up in a tree With twelve felines circling me