I see so many assorted asses
I have an ass round
You have a hairy ass
He has a gigantic ass
She has a withered ass
It has a tiny ass
We have asses round and pimpled
You have asses flaccid
They have asses gigantic,round,hairy,pimpled and flaccid
There is so much beauty to write about asses
Not only the function but also the shape.