"Heavens above!"
I call God: "Hold please...
your prayer is very important to us."

I'm put on hold
listened to heavenly harps for what
seems like an eternity

an angel finally
gets back to me
"God's not in!"

well...I be damed!
"When will He return?"
...the line goes dead...

"Hey dude..!" grins the devil
"My main man...like...
what can I do you for?"