Too boorish, crass, and petulant,
To dazzle them, with eloquent,
Resplendent words of elegance, so
He proclaimed: "Aw **** it!"
"Think I'll have another beer. 'Cause
Poetry's a bunch of crap, I wish
They all would shut their trap
That ****'s for prissy *****,
hippie dippie, airy fairy queers."