The problem with hedgehogs is the universal one. It's the struggle of every man lying on his back, staring at the stars, of every woman from mars, trying to appear from venus. It's the distance between two lovers, and the pain of the sulking man on the bus. The problem with the hedgehog is the problem with us. The binding of every heart that's too large for its chest, and the worry of the mother who can't rest because her child has not come home. It's that we feel like we are alone when surrounded by our friends, and that the feeling of love ends when you hang up the phone. The problem with hedgehogs is that when times get cold and rough they can't seem to get warm and soft enough to love. It's the push you're always giving to keep her away, and the words you can't find to get him to stay the night. It's the constant fights that wear you down every day. It's the talent wasted in pursuit of pretty words that won't be heard by the ones we care for most, and the ghosts in the rain of yesterday, that won't leave us be. The problem with hedgehogs is the problem with me.