some people are bashful
and a little bit shy
some people feel awkward
but they can't figure why

They get out in public
and try to fit in
but they think people are talking
again and again

some people feel like crawling into a shell
they say what is the use
and oh what the hell

some people try to have a good sense of humor
but then they think that people are spreading a rumor

but let me tell you that there has been days
that I have even felt the very same way

so I get up and step up to the base
and all I do is have this look on my face

people come up to me and tell me how funny I am
then I think to myself and say I'll be ******

a sense of humor I really do show
and ever since then my humans been on the go

my sense of humor is as funny can be
people laugh so hard and they even slap their knee

so I know if I have it
I know you can
and when you do show it
I will give you a hand