Flat like a snake Like a field Like an ocean Like the top of a mushroom, Parallel to the surface of earth Not perpendicular ******* perpendicular freaks! Horizontal! Horizontal!
Having fun pretending I'm deluded, please don't send the police. Vertical rules! Up with vertical! (Don't tell the authorities, I'm not actually patriotic, racist, sexist or religious about vertical or horizontal in any way!!!)