The epitome of inequality. Frosting is distributed unevenly; caked gloriously on some, depressingly absent on others. Anger and frustration mount each time a claw raises uncoated multi-grains to my mouth. But each time my grasp manages to find a sterling white mini-wheat, I remember why I put up with all the ****.
But the question beckons, whether or not the absence of imperfections would lessen the resonance of the frosty treats to my oral senses.