Time was you could turn on the radio And the first song you heard would contain A message to you directly from God He'd tell you what was happening in your life Sometimes He'd tell you what to do about it Always a surprise, good to hear from Him But not always what you'd want to hear A lot of it depended upon the radio station you chose These days fewer people listen to the radio Opting for streaming music or perhaps internet or satellite radio The last two sometimes seem to work in a pinch But it's just not the same, I don't know why Yahweh just seems to like good old fashioned terrestrial radio Probably makes His voice clearer on the AM band than FM Not that He doesn't respect progress He's got a nostalgic streak in him, that's all And some really poor people can only afford a cheap AM radio So there you go Practically any song can drip with profound meaning If you use the radio like a Ouija board Try it sometime It could change your life Even for the better