"If I was a bird, I'd be an owl." If I was a bird, I'd be a- "Don't say pigeon! I hate pigeons." Pigeons? What is so horrid about them? I thought and feared for my potential existence. What if I was a pigeon? What if my feathers were grey? What if my belly was fat with breadcrumbs and street scrap? What if low coos did escape my throat in efforts to keep warm and draw love? What if children did push me to fly away? What if I did choose to sit on trees, and **** on statues of prominent people. If I was a bird I'd be a warbler- no, a worrier. One that plucks its feathers, be it grey or rainbow-colored. One that grows weak when flying in the cold, but makes it south, all in all. One that doesn't have a beautiful singing voice, but chirps aways all in its lonesome. If I was a bird, I'd peck at windows, only to fly away when someone comes to open it. Because I know when I'm not welcome.