Erzsébet Crow was so happy. Her date was going to pick her up at 7. They're going to have a romantic dinner together.

She'd been walking around in the living room for 30 minutes.

''Maybe he's not coming. Maybe he's changed his mind'' said she.

''No, sweetheart. He will come'' said her mother.

''i think you should go out with Ted. His father has killed more than three hundred people'' said her father while focusing on his reading.

Erzsébeth pouted at him.

''Dad! Ted is a *****. He wouldn't even **** a dog''.

Mrs.Crow smiled at her daughter.

''Erz tell us about this boy you're going out for a **** with'' she demanded.

Erz shyly smiled back at her mother.

''Okay. Do not tell anyone. His name is Zoe. And he killed Mr.President last night. He slipped a grenade in his car when nobody was looking''.

''He did??????'' screamt Mrs.Crow.

''I voted for that poor man''
Erz nodded happily. But her father didn't seem impressed.

''Oh Dad, what???'' asked she.

Mr.Crow glanced at Erz curiously.

''Erz honey,i was the one who's supposed to **** Mr.President.''

Erz pouted at him again.

''Dad please be happy for me for once in your life. I've found a really great killer boy who would mutilate a thousand bodies for me''.

Mr.Crows frowned at his upset daughter.

''Erzie, i'd be happy for you if---For God's sake!!!!!!!!''
Lucifer, Erz's pittbull suddenly jumped into his lap. To his surprise the dog got a rotten juicy severed hand in his mouth.

''Oh poor Mrs.Henderson!'' exclaimed Mr.Crow.

''Mrs.Henderson???? My english teacher????'' shouted Erz.

''Why did you **** her????'' asked Erz, surprised.

''She drove me mad with her questions about the blood stain she had found on your shoes'' replied Mr.Crow.

''Henry!!!!! How could you!!??? You killed our daughter's favorite teacher'' thundered Mrs.Crow.

Mr.Crows shaked his head ''Hey at least i didn't **** your headmaster. He's such a pain in the ****. If i had you would have had to skip your classes till they found a new one for the position''.

''where did you bury her??'' Mrs.Crow asked her husband.

''The garage''.

''Oh God! Not the garage. Our smarty pants neighbour Mrs.Clayton will smell the stench and finds out and then i will have to **** her before that poor old woman runs to the police'' shouted Mrs.Crow.

''Oh Elizabeth you're just exaggeratting'' protested Mr.Crow.

Suddenly there's a knock on the door.

''Oh it must be Zoe!'' said Erz.

Mrs.Crow looked so happy. She held her daughter tight.

''Here'' said she, handing Erz a knife ''if he tries to do anything you don't like, just stab him in the heart with this''.

Erz rolled her eyes ''Mom, i can take care of myself. I can rip his ***** out with my own hands''. Mrs.Crows giggled as she opened the door for Zoe.

''Hi Mr and Mrs.Crow!'' greeted the boy politely.

''Hi! Okay have fun you guys. Remember, do not **** in exposed places. Hide the body well and leave no blood trails'' warned Mrs.Crow.

Mr.Crow forced himself to give a brief smile before he said ''Okay, Zoey. I want you to bring my daughter home in one piece. If you try to do anything i do not like to her, i'll rip your heart out and eat it, and then i pull your ***** off and give them to my dog''
Lucifer barked his yes.

Mr and Mr.Crow watched their daughter walk away with her first date. They knew their little girl had now turned into a big psychopath girl.