.

                             What do
                          you call two
                         Mexicans play
                         ing  basketball
                           against each
                           other?  Juan
                           on Juan. •Th
                           here was a 4
                           car  crash  in
                           Mexico.   243
                           people died. •
                           What  do  you
             call a Mexican     who can swim?
           A Texan.• What's  the difference be
            tween Jesus  and   Mexicans? Jesus
               doesn't have          Mexicans tat
                 too all over              his  body.