I stroll up to the flashes of lightning the rain pounding on my face the thunder roaring in the sky and laugh in his face.
"You cannot scare me! With your loud roars that arouse the Earth, makes her tremble and quake and your bright flashes of light, those sparks of electric air! You cannot strike me! Bolts of lightning, bah! You don't scare me."
And the lightning replied, "Do you think that is my goal? Do you think I spend my time wishing fear upon others? It is no problem of mine that plenty of easily frightened children hide beneath their bedsheets of childish lace and frills at the mere mention of me.
It is no problem of mine that mans best friend cowers beneath table tops tail tucked between his legs feeling only submission and fear at the mere sound of me.
No, fearless man, that was never my plan. I am not trying to scare you! I am a part of this storm, blown in from distant lands by the whims of divine hands.
And if you should happen upon my path, I will strike you down with this godly power. No, as long as you stay out of my way, you need not fear me."
"But how will I stay out of your way, if I cannot tell where next you will be?"
"Your guess is as good as mine." And the lightning thundered upon his way, striking where he may, and I went home where I dwelled alone, and hid in my bed.
But I feared not the lightning, no. What I feared was the very nature of nature itself; that which I (a mere man) could not control – unpredictability.