Emperor So-and-So
with his Ten Thousand Beauties
in his Blue Pearl Harem
pulls at the sleeve
of his Human Resources Manager
while they are watching a Military Parade
and he whispers:
See that beauteous woman
sitting there in the third row…
Get her to my chamber tonight
for I want to have a go, go


and that night
as part of foreplay
Emperor So-and-So whispers
to the girl plucked
out from the third row:
Hey, beautiful -
Where have you been all the while?
Never seen such a beauty before, you know.


And the girl from third row
looks with surprise
and with her mouth wide open, she says:
*But Sire, I am one of your
Ten Thousand Beauties
in your Blue Pearl Harem