The stepcounter is passed 20km My joints hurt and my muscles cramp I'm sweating like a pig My hands tremble from the effort The list is still long There's no massage in the world That could ever fix this My back jams and I'm only 26
The girls say you lose 5kg in the first days I cannot disagree As my clothes don't feel the same On my day off I sit completely still. Letting my muscles get cold Would cause an agonising cramp From neck to wrist
The sheets need changing again Two beds of 20kg per room If only each member Of the Canadian rowing team Hadn't ****** off in them The biggest hick-up is That I have to seperate The sheets from the tissues
And then there are the blokes Who just won't sit down to *** Or flush the toilet I'll give you three guesses Where these hands have been today Don't even get me started on Tampons and **** pads ***** hairs in the tub And dried up food In the hotel's black teacup
A euro for your effort... Which I'd happily spend Shoving up your... :)