well you all have a piece of my soul now don't you go ahead use it for a coaster or a dog eared bookmark for one of your ****** crotch novels use it in a pinch when your nose runs ****** or to cleanup after your lover you have a piece of my soul and I have this bottle and the words that explode out and splatter onto the counter and onto my suede shoes staining my freshly pressed shirt you have a piece of my soul feed it to your cat that piece probably tastes like fish while some of them reek of *** like the dark girl I once loved the one I would die for the one who took the biggest piece and wiped it all over town you have a piece of my soul and though it isn't worth a whole lot I thought you might like one for a good laugh when you show your friends